Chapter 3

It appears that the recent sex scandals that rocked SLUTVILLE surprisingly lead to higher property values, and new high-profile celebrity neighbors looking to "slum it".

There goes the neighborhood...

*Warning: Some photos are sexually explicit. Cuz it was fun.

Letitia Casta, Milla Jovovich, Uma Thurman and Angelina Jolie

Dawn, Faith, Gwen Stefani, Natalie Portman and Madonna

Jude Law is so dapper, he works out in a tuxedo with the boys.

Spike likes to play guitar. (See more...)

Love likes booze. And hooters.

Dawn likes to cook.

Jude likes to sing songs by the firelight.

Love and Paul Walker are 2fast 2furious on their first date.

But the two girls discover their dates are totally gay.

Jude gives Nauti a dance lesson.

Nauti persuades Spike and Jude into a threeway.

Then Nauti has a threeway with Natalie Portman and Madonna.

Spike mourns Buffy's untimely passing.

Then they do it.

Milla is miffed by Spike and Nauti's constant PDAs.

Meanwhile, Nauti moves onto Dawn.

As does the uninvited Drew Carey.

Then Love catches dance fever!

Legolas gets a chub while Letitia enjoys a spleef.

Jude, Nauti, Stifler and Uma Thurman have a fourway.

In contrast to all the f•cking, Love does a little bucking.

Everyone goes to bed happy.

Paul Walker, Jude Law, Legolas, Stifler and Antonio Sabato Jr.

Across town, Spike, Buffy and Angel meet.

And the girls, Faith, Dawn, Natalie and Madonna work out too.

Buffy likes to snowboard. Naked.

Nauti is addicted to porn.

Stifler likes to tenderize his meat.

Spike and Paul Walker like to stay at the Y.M.C.A.!

Nauti seduces Antonio Sabato Jr. on their first date.

That's okay, they're totally gay too. And Stifler likes to watch.

While Love gives Dawn a lesson in the forbidden dance.

It doesn't take much convincing.

Afterwards... "Who da man? Huh, Antonio? ME, das right!"

Until Buffy says, "Hello...? Resurrection!"

The boys conspire to win the Nantucket derby.

But Love takes her for a spin to daze and confuse her.

Clark Kent and the gang show up at Love's place.

Nauti, Love and Jude spark up the bong.

And all the ladies catch the LOVE BUG!

Madonna won't justify Nauti's love for Jude Law.

Nauti slaps Jude for marrying Sienna.

Nauti finally passes out from sheer exhaustion.

And Dawn relates the tale to Gwen Stefani and Schlomo.