Wonder Woman and Batman toast marshmallows.
Lana and Nauti enjoy a naked lunch.
Love and Buffy cuddle by the lake.
Nauti romances Buffy (after plying her with a few drinks).
Buffy slaps Nauti for two-timing her.
Buffy confronts Lana in the ladies room.
Town marm Mrs. Crumplebottom has... a penis! WHY?!
Spider-Man slaps Spike for macking on Lana.
Love invites drunk Spike to a wild party.
Batman can't stop masturBATing his batpole!
Faith and Nauti dance the hokey pokey.
Clark and Love bond over their mutual gay love for Lana.
An exotic dancer pops out of the cake, and Spike approves.
The cake dancer appreciates the applause.
Buffy ravages Nauti.
Nauti competes for Buffy's affections.
Nauti runs to Spike when Buffy spurns her love.
Still unsatisfied, Lana FINALLY puts out for Clark.
Faith makes out with Love, then gets slapped by Lana!
Nauti and Spike go for round 2...
Witnessing the debauchery, Love makes Spike her bitch.
Love enjoys a post-coital cigarette.
Buffy carries a drunken and well-used Spike home.
Thankfully SimLove can't remember anything anyway.
Meanwhile, Claire the Bear rummages through the trash!
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Angel and Spike splurge on matching Speedo bikinis.
Buffy pulls the ol' Yawn Trick on Lana Lang.
Batman and Milla Jovovich cut a rug.
Nauti and Lana decide they don't need hot dogs after all.
Nauti cries while Buffy breaks her heart.
None the wiser, Angel drains his lizard next door.
Spider-Man french-kisses Lana Lang.
After that, Spike needs a "stiff" drink.
Love, Milla Jovovich and Faith hookah-up at the party.
Wonder Woman ensnares him with her golden lasso of sex.
Love plays pinball in the rec room, with her "little frengs".
Buffy ass-kisses Drew Carey behind Spike's back.
Love cheers on the turn-of-the-century cake dancer.
Milla does not appreciate cake dancers appreciating Love.
Buffy ravages Lana Lang.
Lana just does her from behind.
Milla is fascinated. Or bored.
Lana learns why he's called "The Man of Steel".
Then Love slaps Spider-Man for forgetting to bring "Mary Jane".
. . . ?
...at least he's man enough to admit it.
...and Nauti pees on a plate.
Nauti begs for Love's forgiveness.
So they do it.
In the end, Love manages to remember her neglected koi.
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