A typical day for Love: in
front of a Mac and portrait of George.
Love is a great admirer
of post-modern art. And vaginas.
Love paints for fun and profit.
Love flexes her bulging
muscles for Buffy and Faith.
All the flexing
worked; Love got all the chicks in the tub.
Love stays up late obsessively sculpting lawn gnomes.
The lawn gnomes
pay off, and Faith and Love become pals.
All too quickly, Love and Faith
become lovers.
Love has a secret
naked picnic with Lana Lang!
Faith gives some
dude a free show in a downtown hotel.
Faith teaches the dude the ancient Ant-Eater dance.
Spider-Man and Nauti
chat while Batman beats his Bat-Penis.
Love gets intimate
with Milla Jovovich and her 5th Element.
Love gives Milla a smooch before giving her taxi money.
Milla finds the needle in Love's haystack.
Faith burns the
house down while Batman and WW freak.
Clark Kent and Spider-Man
get chummy in the tub.
Spider-Man slaps
Spike for groping Lana. ("You man-whore!")
Clark making pee-pee,
not something we want to see-see.
We
later discover that Mrs. Crumplebottom is actually A MAN!
Clark
and Spike don't know that Love just did their girlfriends.
Lana Lang masturbates
thinking of Love and her gnomes...
 Love throws a post-orgy party...
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Spike enjoys his delicious
weiner.
Spike shakes it like a Polaroid picture.
Spike takes Batman
for a spin on the dance floor.
Spike shows Clark
how to handle his balls.
Early in their romance
(while Buffy was still a schoolgirl).
Buffy and Spike's
first date (when Buffy turned slutty).
Buffy and Spike's
second date: Two balls in the corner pocket!
...and Spike proposes to
Buffy in his romantic bathroom.
Buffy and Spike's honeymoon. Awww...
isn't that sweet?
Nauti helps Spike
blow his birthday candles.
Spike gives Nauti
a little lovin' in the hot tub. (Nice painting!)
Spike has an extra-marital
fling with Nauti. (Dirty birdies!)
Nauti rides Spike
like a pony while Buffy makes dinner.
Nauti succeeds in
wearing Spike out.
Love distracts Buffy
with a little worship while Spike bangs Nauti.
In fairness, Love distracts
Spike so Nauti can bang Buffy.
Nauti puts the
moves on Buffy.
Since two
slayers are better than one, Nauti does Faith too.
Spike plays with
Little Spike while waiting for one of his ladies.
After the raunchy
sex with everyone else, Love romances Nauti.
Nauti gets naked and lets Love feel up her ass.
...while Love masturbates
reading Popular Science.
 ...and
a good time is had by all.
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