Fame is a fickle mistress.

Spike's humble beginnings as the piano guy at Applebee's:
"Play 'New York State of Mind'!" they cry.

Clark Kent picks up a tambourine and joins the band, providing
the essential pretty face that catapults them to superstardom.

Life becomes a blur of drugs and barely legal groupies:
Schoolgirl Buffy is among Spike's conquests.

In his posh new digs and silky underwear, he tries to recall the
good old days when it was all about the music, man.

But like all rock stars, Spike ends up washed up and alone
in a dingy hotel room that loops bad porn.

THE END