Kent (aka Toots!) working the camera at the FWD Party.

Fashion editors Meg and Renata pose on the red carpet.

Toots looking very "industry" on the red carpet.

Trent something-or-other getting interviewed by ET.

Nauti's naughty stockings!

The loft I fell in love with. (Nauti likes the huge walk-in closet.)

Nauti scoping out the "white box". It's so DWR! Love it!

Nauti checking out one of the Higgins lofts.

Nauti scopes out one of the 2121 artists lofts in LA.

Nauti strokes Jonathan's sweet pussy while he bends over a desk.

Aaron is finger lickin' good.

Aaron and Nauti at the Parlour for the Vaginal Davis show.

Goddess of Mercy, VixKitten and Anne at the Parlour.

Love at the Parlour - Trying not to laugh.

Nauti sings the red, white and blues, and the best of Blondie.

Vix and Nauti wait for cocktails at the Standard Hotel Lobby.

Love in the Car - I'm bad-ass, I know it.

I am convinced that you really can't beat their meat.

Nauti sipping Bailey's-on-the-rocks by the pool.

Todd and David's super swank guest house. Orange we glad!

Butch and Nauti at the fabulous guest house.

Nauti broke a nail! So wild and EXTREME!

Todd and David's office, where movies get made.

Miles, Vix, Goddess of Mercy, Nauti, Becky and Spike

Effinfine is effin' fine!

Tov, Nauti, Nad and Effinfine - LA Bond Girls!

Girls Gone Wild! Take it all off! Yeah!

NautiBitz and VixKitten show us their flaming panties...

...s'mores! Show us s'mores!

Love and Jonathan - We're smashed and sassy!

Love and Jonathan - Searching for Godzilla in LA

Kent, Carrie and Jonathan playing foosball at the Standard.

Toots is EXTREME!

Effinfine just can't resist the magic of EXTREME TOOTS!

Toots is unaware of the double-team backside action.

Nauti, KJ Draft, KJ Fiancé and Mantango

KJ Fiancé is having a mighty fun time at the rooftop bar!

Jason romances his glass of mojito in the hotel room.

Vix and Jonathan being very fab and Hollywood.

The Standard Pool at night is fab!

Just a small portion of our liquid demise.

MANTANGO! EXTREME!

Love - The Day After the Standard Party

VixKitten - The Day After the Standard Party

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Our VIP tix to the FWD Party.

FWD Fashion Show

FWD Fashion Show

The broker waxes poetically about wood flooring.

Livin' large in a posh LA Penthouse!

Renata looking very glam in Hollywood!

Renata - Lady In Red

At Edwin/Mantango's loft in the Brewery.

PixelBlocks at the Super Happy Bunny loft.

Vix is EXTREME! at Girl Bar in West Hollywood

Nauti and Vix are EXTREME! Dream Girls

Vix and Edwin (aka Mantango!) at the Parlour

EXTREME! Vix and Vaginal Davis at the Parlour

Butch wakes up Nauti with her 150 lbs of pitbull muscle.

Nauti and Butch cuddle up in the warm afternoon.

Love - Hungover, and well hung.

Ninja Love on the Hollywood Hills

Nauti and Miles at Venice Beach.

Vix, Miles and Goddess of Mercy

Vix and Miles enjoy a latte on a windy day at Venice Beach

Vix, Nauti, Anne, KJ Draft and KJ Fiancé

Vix, Nauti, Anne and KJ Draft sing Kumbaya!

Anne lists the numbers of cocktails we've all consumed.

KJ Draft, Carrie and Jonathan at the Standard fire pit

Love and Jonathan - Getting in some good licks!

Toots photographs me, photographing him.

Toots is really EXTREME!

Kent and KJ in the shower, Jonathan in faux fur.

EXTREME! Mantango dances in the shower!

Jonathan, Nauti and KJ in Vix's hotel room.

Carrie and Jason have a smashingly good time!

Vix, Jonathan and Carrie - so very glamorous!

Vix cops a feel of Carrie's booby! Jonathan Sandwich!

Nauti and KJ peeping into apartments with binoculars.

Casuality of Partying - the Skewered Calamari on Nauti's heel

Nauti - The Day After the Standard Party

Vix and Love - "No more pictures! No more pictures!"