This is a desktop wallpaper created for HELLFIRE.COM, a web-zine I co-created with Jenny. The photograph is by our friend Steven Krause.

This is a desktop wallpaper from my CD cover design for Jenny's band Jezebel Red.

This is a desktop wallpaper of my dog Peanut again, this time in Cowboy attire. He is very versatile.

This is a desktop wallpaper of my dog Honey, who doesn't like to wear outfits, but loves to eat rotten crap out of the garbage when no one is looking.

She's positioned to munch from your trash icon.

This is a desktop wallpaper I designed of the lascivious Lana Lang, aka Kristin Kreuk.

A much better choice than Lois Lane if you ask me, Clark.

This is a desktop wallpaper of Alyson Hannigan (aka Willow).

Catholic school has
never looked so fun!

This is a desktop wallpaper of the effervescent Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Because one is never enough.

Jenny convinced (um.. blackmailed) me into making a Buffy & Spike wallpaper.

So, tada---here's a desktop image of Buffy getting a handful of chest.
Snap into a SlimJim!

This desktop wallpaper I designed, of Buffy between Tara and Willow, I call "SANDWITCH"

Get it? Do ya? Hyuk-hyuk!

What's nude and purple and kinda naughty?

A desktop wallpaper I designed of Sarah Michelle Gellar's head on a nekkid body.

She puts the "ass" in "class"!

I once had a dream that Buffy went through a fashion montage, and eventually wound up dressed like Doctor Beverly Crusher from Star Trek Next Generation. (Don't ask.)

I'll improve this desktop when I get a better pic of sick bay or the bridge.

This is a desktop wallpaper of Milla Jovovich I created.

They always said I was
a "butt-insky". I wonder what
they meant by that.

This is a desktop wallpaper of Milla Jovovich I designed with that digital/surfer look.

Pretty flowers, huh huh.

How frickin' cool would it be if Milla played Wonder Woman in the movie? When will Hollywood realize that Wonder Woman is supposed to be Greek, not American?

Yes, I realize now that I am a dork in every sense of the word.

This is another desktop wallpaper of Milla Jovovich where I scanned her pic from Arena mag and extended the background to make it more wallpaper-y.

I'll bet this is the first time you ever wished you were a wooden crate.

Milla with a big ass gun.

Nothing rocks more than a girl who could kick my ass in a bar brawl.

Here's a desktop picture I made which was inspired by my childhood dork memories of playing ZORK, the text-based interactive game, on my APPLE IIe.

Video games..
of text.. ya gotta love it!

Here's a simplified version of the ZORK desktop, in case you don't like the muscley guy with the broad sword.

Are you a fan of ZORK? Check out my Text Games for Mac page.

This is a posterized desktop wallpaper picture of Mister T.

My hero!